lychgate:

harrypotterfreak333:

When you hear your parents talking about you with other people in a different room…

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AND THEN THEY START LAUGHING

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hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

frominsidethewalls:

zackisontumblr:

meanplastic:

THE ENEMY

the most stressful post on this website

Okay, I just had a stroke because of this gif set. 

(Source: 7at1stroke)

decimavez:

redvioletz-tricksterred:

creeper-cutie:

psychopomp-sentinel:

twerkdatstrider:

neairaalenko:

ahtist:

princessickness:

karenamadof:

&ILOVEYOUTOO<3

SPREAD THE DAMN WORD

THAT WAS COOL

My hands are too small to do this effectively.

I wish I wasn’t iPod

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if you’re on ipod you just hold down the reblog button

wtf just happened??

it also works with ctrl+alt, which is easier since they’re closer to each other

gamtav88:

brooklyn-knight:

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

(Source: yourmanwontdancebutiwill)

slimsfresh:

myuncreativeurl:

The Greatest

Bernie Mac that’s a real mf rip
Shirt flawless

(Source: breakyoselffool)

foreverr-horny:

descentintotyranny:

Israel begins its ground invasion of the Gaza Strip

but you will not hear this on western media because the Jews own it, all of it. they are manipulating Americans into thinking they are the victims. they are the devils, those Zionists. they are the devils.